C'mon, Sing You Bastards (Burning Sensation) - Rodney Carrington

She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through

Breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you

She drove a 1973, chevy blazer

And her legs & her armpits never seen a razor…

She had curlers in her hair, window rolled down

Dip of snuff, spit on the ground

Drunk as i was that woman looked good to me…

Now i got this burnin sensation when i pee

When im standin in a public bathroom

People stop & take a look at me

I got this burnin sensation when i pee

I got this burnin sensation when i pee.

oh hay hay

I got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to me

I got creepy crawly crabs crawlin all over me

Them itchy little bastards ya' just can’t get 'em to leave