It's Too Late - Rodney Carrington

We first met we made love every hour, nowadays I always have to beg

When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, nowadays it looks more like a keg

It’s too late now we’re married, till we’re dead and buried

You’re stuck with me, and I’m stuck with you, baby it’s too late and there’s

nothing we can do

We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, I got drunk and now I’m

stuck with you

When we first met our love was like a flower, now it’s like a weed I’d like to

pick

When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it’s short and

shriveled like your dick

It’s too late now we’re married, till we’re dead and buried

You’re stuck with me, and I’m stuck with you, baby it’s too late and there’s

nothing we can do

We took our vows, and we’re both sorry now, I got drunk and now I’m stuck with

you

Now I share a checking account and half my money’s gone

I share a bathroom with a man who can’t hit the john

I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive

Now my life is over but my body’s still alive

You’re stuck with me, what did we do

Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you

We took our vows, and we’re both sorry now, baby I got drunk and now I’m stuck

with you

Yea the condom broke, and now I’m stuck with you

The kids aren’t yours, and I’m still stuck with you