Morning Wood - Rodney Carrington

Moooooooorning Woood

Yeeehhhaaaa!!!

Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good

'cause underneath the covers is my mornin wood

My wife wakes up and looks my way

Kids run in and ruin my day

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

He’s a man who really loves his morning

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee

All hunched over tryin to avoid the seat

I raised up and still the same

So on the wall I wrote my name

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

He’s a man who really loves his morning

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess

I can tell right away she’s not impressed

I clean it all up and I start to cry

It won’t go down and I don’t know why

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

He’s a man who really loves his morning

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I got to go to work and there’s still no change

I’m thinking by now there’s something strange

Still feels good and it really don’t hurt

So all I do is un-tuck my shirt

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood

He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood

He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood

YeeeeeHaaaa!

Rodney your not going to work like that are you

Honey I’m taking the convertible yaahaa!