Kill My Tenant - The Vandals

No respect for a land-holding man

Only scum who pay when they can

Free-loaders that hate what I am

Then beg me to fix their can

Ugly Harley’s on the front lawn

I come by to turn the sprinklers on

Just tryin' to keep up the place

I get a knuckle sandwich right in my face

I wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

Wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

Section 8 pays most of their rent

But they can’t handle the 20 percent

Selling weed just ain’t what it’s been

You wanna see me make some homeless men?

Rent’s in the mail, you know that it’s not

I got filth attempting to squat

Think I’m kidding, 'til someone gets shot

I love slow targets on pot

I wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

Wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

Just tryin' to get appreciation

Some return on my investment

Go buy your own home

Tom Vu will show you how

To own big money and a yacht

Kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

Wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

How I long for Medieval times

Right to deflower virgins was mine

No coalitions telling me what to do

No pesky pinko ACLU

You can linch whomever you like

Just be careful where you park that bike

I’m not impressed by pigs with no class

So get off your ass and go cut the grass

I wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

Wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

I wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent

I wanna kill my tenant

He ain’t worth the rent