17 Girls In A Row - Steel Panther

I did 17 girls in a row last night

I can’t get 'em out of my head.

I hit the team tomato on a dollar bill

I’m cleaning six girls off my face

Yes I did

The very next day I told the guys

But they said that’s all lies

Gotta admit I was a little beat

Stix and Lexxi wouldn’t believe

I did 17. 17 girls in a row!

Dirty hoes!

I rocked 17 girls in a grocery store and never lost my erection!

No!

They had the saying aisle 3

and my love in sec-sex-section.

Stinking!

When I told the boys in the band they said

'Michael Starr, you’re outta your crazy head!

'

I don’t lie about the girls I screw

So jealous 'cause you know it’s true

I did 17. 17 girls in a row

Yes I, Yes I did!

Woah!

17 girls in a row!

17 girls

I had my face in every hole

17 girls in a row!

When I was done they were begging for more!

(Guitar Solo — Satchel)

I had 17 girls in a catholic church in the middle of the effing day

Climb in baby!

I whipped out my junk and they got on their knees

like they were all gettin’ready to pray, yeah!

Wham to the Bam to the Thank You, Mam!

Then I praised the lord as I

Tell me where I’m gonna go when

I did 17. 17 girls… in a row!

Woo, sweet and juicy, juicy!

Yeah!

17 girls in a row!

On that camel toe

I rocked 17 girls in a row!

Yeah!