The Burden of Being Wonderful - Steel Panther

Why in a world of ugly faces…

Should I be allowed to be so hot?

So many people without talent

Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got

The perfect body, the perfect face

It’s like God’s best work, all in one place

But the haters hate perfection

Can’t you see?

It’s a burden being wonderful like me How in a world that’s so imperfect…

Did I wind up with so much cool?

Friends never stick around too long

Never feel like they belong

Next to me they feel like a fool

I got the grace of a dancer, a golden voice

People seem to hate me, like I had a choice

Being this blessed is a lonely way to be It’s a burden being wonderful like me… like me So you say you wanna hang around?

Don’t ever ask me to turn it down

I’m a diamond, I’m gonna shine

Compared to everyone else,

I’m like a whole damned diamond mine

Oh yeah

I’m just a Maserati in a world of Kias

Genius would describe any of my ideas

If was born in 1453

Leonardo Da Vinci would be jealous of me What a world of Stevie Wonders will never say

It’s a burden being wonderful like me