It Won't Suck Itself - Steel Panther

Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego Zoo

We were on a cougar hunt and I ended up with you

Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground

I felt a sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound

A six foot rattle snake, just bit me right below the belt

Get on your knees and help me please

Cause it won’t suck itself

Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out

You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how

I need you to be the nurse

I can feel the swelling getting worse

Cause it won’t suck itself

No it won’t

We did a show in Panama and blew their f*ckin' minds

We rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85

I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit

I didn’t see it crawl on me and that’s when I got bit

A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt

I’m down and out I need some help

Cause it won’t suck itself

Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out

You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how

Holy sh*t it’s getting worse

I don’t want to wind up in a hearse

But it won’t suck itself

Time to use your mouth, just get that venom out

You can spit it out, like daddy taught you how

I need you to be the nurse

I can feel the swelling getting worse

Cause it won’t suck itself

It won’t suck itself

It won’t suck itself

Alright,

Baby I feel so good, yea!