Tomorrow Night - Steel Panther

The food will be great

And the drinks will be free

And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me

The weed will be toked

And Colombian coke

Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that’s no joke

It’s the party of the century that’s right

Unfortunately it’s tomorrow night

I’m going to a party

Tomorrow night Tomorrow night

I’m gonna get some pussy

Tomorrow night Tomorrow night

But tonight I’m gonna jerk off… Ahh feels good

It’s in Beverly Hills

They got prescription pills

And Keifer Fucking Sutherland is coming to chill

They got sushi and rice

Lowenbrau is on ice

In the living room they’re playing naked twister and dice

The Security and pussy will both be tight

But I’m on the list for tomorrow night!

But Tonight I’m playing angry birds

Like a million other stupid nerds!

Tonight I’m gonna burp the worm by myself!

Guitar Solo

Ponies and clowns will be walking around

Naked people having sex all over the ground

Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken

In the back yard Iron Maiden is rocking!

The couch is on fire but nobody cares

Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs!

(hold out long)

Tomorrow night Tomorrow night

It’s gonna be bitchin'

Tomorrow night Tomorrow night

Get some slick’em on my hang down

Some lips on my dick

Tomorrow night